Husband: What are you reading?
Me: Christmas Beau, it’s an old 90’s Mary Balogh that was just re-released as an e-book…
Husband: Didn’t you say she writes historicals? Wait, Beau? That’s not very historical is it?
Me: How is it not? Have you seen Gone with the Wind?
Husband: You know, Beau, don’t rappers say that in their songs all the time?
Me: Ummm, honey, that’s BOO not BEAU, not the same thing… or era.
Husband: Ohhhh, then what the hell is beau?